August 25, 2009
Picking Muhammad's Nose, Posthumously
This video from Pakistan purports to show the still gooey mucus from Muhammad's nose. No, really.
Watch as the imam reverently plays with the holy snot. It's almost as if his fingers have years of practice.
Or, maybe I'm wrong altogether. Maybe this is ectoplasm, left from the last time Poltergeist Mohammad was brought back by the madrassa kids who turned off the lights, looked in the mirror, and said "Bloody Mohammad" three times.
Thanks to Abu Imnodagonnatellya.
By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:24 PM |
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