August 19, 2009
Purchasing Carbon Credits from Individual Trees
The way it works is for those seeking to recharge their liberal smugness will swipe their credit cards on interface units attached to individual trees. The strapped-on interface panel will charge each person for the monetary equivalent of carbon dioxide absorbed by the tree.
The specific al-gore-rithm used to convert carbon dioxide absorbed to dollars is unknown.
P.T. Barnum would be proud.
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