August 19, 2009

Pakistani Taliban Replace Two Top Posts with Future Dead Meat


With the arrest of Maulvi Omar, the Pakistani Taliban had to find a replacement to fill the ever important post of liaising with the media. So today they announced that Omar's replacement would be Muslim Khan.

Also slated for a date with 72 virgins is Maulvi Faqir Mohammadr, who replaces Baitullah Mehsud as top Taliban leader in Pakistan after a recent run in with a Predator drone.

May I be the first to congratulate Maulvi Omar and Mualvi Faqeer, and wish them the same fate as their predecessors, inshallah.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:15 PM | Comments |