July 17, 2009

Buy a Truck

Get a Free AK-47.

A Missouri truck dealer hopes to reverse a nationwide slide in sales with a catchy offer: An AK-47 with every new truck purchase.

The website for Max Motors of Butler, Mo., features a drawing of the Soviet-made assault rifle and an animated cartoon character wielding two handguns against the backdrop of a waving American flag.

Sounds like a good deal to me. I predict a massive inflow of Jawas to his business.

By Howie at 01:22 PM | |