July 14, 2009

Latest Hamas Konspiracy: Israel dumping aphrodisiac gum on Gaza

Viagra laced bubble gum? This conspiracy theory doesn't make any sense. AFP

GAZA CITY (AFP) Hamas suspects that Israeli intelligence services are supplying its Gaza Strip stronghold with chewing gum that boosts the sex drive in order to "corrupt the young," an official said on Tuesday.

"We have discovered two types of stimulants that were introduced into the Gaza Strip from Israeli border crossings," Hamas police spokesman Islam Shahwan told AFP.

"The first type is presented in the form of chewing gum and the second in the form of drops," he said.[...]

"The intelligence services are aiming to corrupt the young generation by distributing these products among students."

The story came to light after a Palestinian man filed a complaint that his daughter had experienced "dubious side effects" after chewing the offending gum, Israeli media reported.

Sounds like Hamas is trying to blame da Joooooooooooooooooooos for the promiscuous behavior of young Palestinians. Everything is the fault of da Joooooooooooooooos.

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