June 26, 2009
Obama Blasts Iranian Regime (Humor)
As the scenes of brutality and murder escalate after the sham presidential election in Iran, U.S. president Barack Obama has finally drawn a line in the proverbial sand.The following is a just released statement from the president:
“The Iranian regime has overplayed its hand and awakened a sleeping, heretofore gentle, giant. I thought I had made my point crystal clear when, after thinking things through in a meticulous manner for several days, I announced that I was ‘lightly miffed’ at the situation on the ground in Iran. But regrettably, I saw neither hope nor change from our culturally equal friends on the Guardian Council. Then, after several more days of careful deliberation, I let it be known that I was in fact, ‘temperately crestfallen.’ Again, my veritable verbal assault went ignored.
Since the Supreme Leader has refused to heed my powerfully worded warnings, I feel I have no choice but to raise the official Iranian Disaffection Meter to ‘gingerly chagrined’. I take no pleasure in doing so, but I have been backed into a corner by the inaction of the Council
