June 24, 2009
Not Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Perez Hilton is a Total Wuss Edition
Oh poor widdew Perez pressed charges after he got bitch slapped by a tour manager after insulting a member of the Black Eyed Peas.
Perez says he was "hit from behind" yet there's the "injury" under his eye there. And calling the law after a little scuffle, especially one where it looks like maybe you scratched yourself, is the highest form of wussery, even for gay men. Even 99 percent of little girls would brush that off as nothing.
Caption the above image I'll start us off with...
Damn Perez, I've had worse spots on my eyeball and never even felt it.
Photoshops will be accepted and Fatwas will be issued.
Update: first photshop entry below the fold. (NSFW really).
Update II: Even more Photoshops below the fold. I'll get to the Fatwas a bit later. But you already got one from Perez's fans...
shame on u people, perez is a victim, i'm proud of him for sticking up for himself, haters like you guys deserve to die, deserve to loose ur job, have fake friends and deserve to be fat n poorMy response, "whaaahhhh."
perez-fan
UPDATE III: Fatwas issued!
The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Richard Gere for
I've seen bigger balls on a gerbil.
The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against bpriest58 for
I said "Black Eyed Peas" not "Black Eye Please"What no "meatball" comment, you guys are slipping.
The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against mrclark for
Bruno....does this swollen nose make my ass look fat?
And a the new "Thanks for the Photshops" fatwa against the rest of you for good measure.
That is all gotta go.
by Oxycon
I didn't have time to throw all the names in yet. Thanks to everyone.
By Howie at June 24, 2009 10:17 AM | | l digg this
