June 02, 2009

Not Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Better Late Than Never Edition

Caption this image of a fellow New Yorker pretending to pinch off Yousef al-Khattab's head.

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Fatwas will be issued.

UPDATE! (by popular demand) : Fatwas issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Stone K for

and lo... The Lord God on high did feel a pimple growing on his creation's backside and did smite it. And God saw it was good

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Crusty for

How To Do Meatballs From Someone's Body
Chapter One: The Cranium

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against WriterMom for

That's not the head that needs to be crushed!

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