May 08, 2009
Sandcrawler PSA: Bad vs Good
As a consequence of the ongoing debate on Bluto's Perez Hilton thread here, I have found it necessary to repeat Jawa Report's official stance on Gay issues.
We do not really hold what anyone does at home as our business. And that marriage is between a man and a woman just like Obi-One does. Other legal arrangements for odd couples can be arranged. Not a problem.
But after much thought and observation we have determined that here are indeed two types of gay. Well actually three when you count the "just plain happy" kind but I digress.
The first kind is Bad Gay: See below.
Bad Gay is defined here as any same sex relationship where one or both partners is either male (no exceptions) and or unattractive.
Whereas Good Gay is defines as, any two or more hot chicks engaged with each other. Also see below.
See how this works?
No? OK, for those who still feel the need to further study this Good Gay phenomenon I've gathered a few links for you.
Good gay study material section A.
Good gay study material section B.
Good gay study material section C.
For those who wish to continue study of the Bad Gay phenomenon, we have some examples, written mostly by Rusty and Vinnie I think, included further down in section C above. But I'm too homophobic to surf them up.
This has been a Sandcrawler Public Service Announcement.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled stupidity.
