May 01, 2009
Rare Elf Jihadi Spotted in Afghanistan
Meet Amir Abu Zarr, a former Chechen jihadi who somehow couldn't get back into Russia from Turkey and is now fighting in Afghanistan.
Someone call the "experts" over at the State Department who continue to claim that the ongoing Chechen conflict has nothing to do with the global jihad, that the fighters there are not connected to al Qaeda, and that we should all just move along and shut our pie holes because Chechnya is just a local nationalistic movement!
Also, it appears that Abu Zarr is some kind of magical elf. Look at the ears.
Exit question for geeks: Would elf powers be considered WMD?
By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:40 AM |
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