April 29, 2009

Finally: Kick Muhammad's Ass!

As a followup to yesterday's post, here's the Faith Fighter video game where you get to be a religious figure of your choice. Keep with it, eventually you'll get to fight Muhammad and kick his ass.

Take this for Banu Qurayzah! And take that for 9/11!

Better yet, consider this a Fight Club homework assignment: play as Muhammad and lose intentionally.

I've put the video game below the fold because it is extremely wide and distorts the web page.

Have fun, and before you issue a fatwa and threaten to cut off my head remember this: I don't consider Mohammad a prophet and I don't really care if I offend you. Freedom of religion must, by definition, mean I can criticize religious figures and freedom of speech, by definition, must protect expression which offends.

I really think the world would be a better place had Mohammad never been born. I can't say the same thing about Buddha, Jesus, or even Moses -- who I have serious issues with.

Here's the game.

UPDATE: You know who's a real pussy? Xenu. But watch out for that Ganesha, that guy's got game.

Thanks to D Martyr.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 11:34 AM | |