April 23, 2009
Jawas Declare Total Blog Jihad Against the Separatists at IowaHawk
At Jawa Report our policy has been not to do blogwars or takes sides in the disputes of other blogs.
But then we noticed this article at the Washington Independent. And we thought WTF? Maybe our policy is not, you know, blog whorish enough?
So Dr. Rusty Shackleford immediately declared jihad against Mike Pechar.
Pechar responded and I quote,
Wait a minute. For a blog war, doesn't some strong disagreement have to exist? I'm not aware of any at the moment.How vile!
To which Rusty said,
Doesn't matter. We need the hits.So our new policy is to generate as much controversy and strife as possible.THE HITS!
Then this morning I was just surfing the net and I came across this post by Iowa Hawk. Scroll through all those pics of incredible hot rods till you get to the image of the hot chick with giant boobies.
Seems harmless enough at first, but oh wait. As you can clearly see by following the links here and here, Jawa Report clearly discovered the hot chick with the giant boobies way way before Iowa Hawk. In fact it was I, Howie, who used paint to ad that awesome arrow thingy.
Well that seems like controversy enough for us and we hereby declare total and utter blog jihad on Iowa Hawk.
Our demands for blog peace are as follows.
1. 50,000 bushels of corn.Because who can deny the genius of drawing that little arrow thingy on a pic that I er, uh, borrowed from somewhere?2. One big assed tractor tire.
3. One custom built giant hot rod sandcrawler, no wait 5 custom built giant hot rod sandcrawlers.
4. That Iowa immediately turn over the city of Ottumwa to our control, after which we will rename it Toche Station.
Surrender now Iowa Jedi, your feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side!
(image of hot chick with giant boobies added below the fold for additional evidence and study)
Update: Er uh we're gonna need some sugar and yeast to go with that corn.
Hmmm, who's next IMAO maybe?
