April 20, 2009

Iranians Prepare for Future Amputee Army

The Iranian military frantically preparing for the day when those caught shoplifting on more than one occasion will have to fend off the forces of The Great Satan.

Fear the feet!

Seriously, this has to be right up there with flaming hoop jumping in the annals of military skills unlikely to see actually combat usage.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:32 PM | Comments |