April 01, 2009

Obama, "NO ONE MAKING UNDER $250000 Will Pay Higher Taxes

Cause Obi-One is for the little guy, friend to the poor, the oppressed.

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I just implemented the largest regressive tax increase on poor people EVER in the history of sin taxes!

Suckas! But remember, its for "teh children".

Kentucky also raised its cigarette tax, but there its more for, "Find a F*cking coach that can get us back in the Final Four AND DO IT NOW DAMMIT!"