March 15, 2009
Warrant Issued For Lindsay Lohan
Hmmm wonder what Lindsay did to violate her probation?
Via CNN: Beverly Hills, California, police want Lindsay Lohan to turn herself in on an arrest warrant issued Friday.Wow, so maybe well see her again in that Hot Bikini With Smashing Ankle Bracelet Accessory?A police official told CNN on Saturday that officers will be on the lookout for the actress-singer until she does so.
It wasn't clear why Lohan was being sought, but the warrant, issued by a Los Angeles Superior Court judge in Beverly Hills, apparently stems from her 2007 convictions for drunken driving, Beverly Hills police Sgt. Mike Foxen said. She is serving three years' probation for those convictions.
"We're hoping that she will turn herself in," Foxen said.
What am I saying, surely she would not be caught in the same bikini again. Ankle bracelet maybe, but bikini no.
The upside of course is that what's bad for Lindsay is good for traffic at Howie's Moisture Farm. Now if there were just another good gay Miss USA scandal I'd be set.
Update: The warrant was quashed after questions about what required classes she's enrolled in were cleared up.
