March 05, 2009

Introducing New Tramp Stamp Barbie!

trampstampbarbie.jpgYes your little girl can spend hours dreaming about being a whore/biker bitch/tramp!

Via Examiner.com: We’ve all put temporary tattoos on our kiddos, and tattoos are main stream in this day in age, but how would you feel if your child was playing with a Barbie that comes complete with stick-on tattoos, and even a tattoo gun?

Mattel’s Totally Stylin' Tattoo Barbie has hit the shelves, and not very many parents are happy about it.

The tattoo gun can be used to stamp tattoos on skin and clothing.

The same thing happened in 1999 when Butterfly Art Barbie hit the shelves complete with her very own permanent tattoo on her belly. Parents were outraged. Although Mattel didn’t recall the Barbie, plans to include more of Barbie’s friends with tattoos and even nose rings were scrapped.
I always knew Barbie was a dirty little whore! And I mean that in a good way.

Update: I know this was not a caption contest but what the hell..

Fatwa issued against Corona for

Oh Barbie, you ignorant slut.
Corona, you're hired....

Update II: Run out of tramp stamps for your Barbie? You can get more tattoos to fit every nook and cranny of Barbie's slutty hotness here.

By Howie at 05:48 PM | Comments |