February 08, 2009

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: How Obama Will Win in Afghanistan

Here's Obama's "tough face", In light of Obama's "hold" on any new troopr for Afghanistan, caption it with Obama's explanation of how his tough campaign rhetoric about his plans Afghanistan turned out to be vapor.

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I'll start us off with, "I er uh will uh , wait till, I hear a uh plan that will work. I er uh know I said I uh had a a a a strategy, but my um plans all uh depended on those pesky um Russians and they aren't playing uh uh uh nice like I uh expected. But hold on now, I can't hear myself um think."

Fatwas issued!...

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa issued against Voodoo for

I have just put General Jane Fonda in charge of Hope and Change in Afghanistan. She has instructed our forces to place opium poppies in the barrels of their weapons...

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa issued against Mr_e_m_t for

Can't i just eat my waffle?

The "why u insult holly quoran" fatwa issued against trigger for

damn i thought appeasing the russians by removing the missile sheild in poland would make them like us. uhh...biden call Bush and ask him what we should do now.
The Honorable mention or I had to fix your comment but good idea fatwa issued against Doc Neaves the rightwing nutjob for
These aren't the droids you're looking for.....