January 29, 2009
Stupid Fucking Douche Forgets That Obama Was Selected At The Grand Immaculation
Just another in long line of John Kerry wannabes.
But I have sympathy. I was there, man. My DI in Marine boot camp was on my ass every day. He even nicknamed me "Gomer Pyle."
Gomer. Fucking. Pyle.
Well, I had had enough, and one night, I loaded up my trusty M-235 SAW and sat in the head and waited. That sap journo pussy found me and went running for the fag DI, and I was so relieved that he had done his duty.
Sergeant Shithead yelled at me. And then I shot him. And then I put the barrel of my trusty rifle in my mouth and shot myself.
I was so happy that after I was revived, I was able to kill those fucking gooks in Cambodia with my favorite Senator from Massachusetts.
After that, I advised President Carter on how to handle those upstart towel head mother fuckers when they took over our embassy.
I've been dormant for a long time, but now it's time to tell the truth.
I think I'll write a book.
Update by Jane: May I jump in here Trollhammer? Thank you very much indeed.
To Joshua Keys, you low life scum sucking lying douche, you apparently succeeded in duping the MSM in the US and Europe with your bull crap about my military, proving yet again the MSM has the collective intelligence of a gnat. You traitorous POS, take your book and choke on it.
To the Jawa Readers: Read this, please.
To the Publisher, (to borrow a quote from This Aint Hell which also does a damned fine job deconstructing this garbage): Dear Grove Press, please include this quote on your next edition of the book. “Joshua Key and his book are more full of fecal matter than the honey wagon trucks sucking out the port-o-johns at Ft Polk. I’d rather have a suppository applied with a tomahawk missile than read this book again.”
