January 23, 2009

Samir Khan's Girlfriend Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery

Police in Nigeria have arrested a goat for armed robbery. Samir Khan, America's favorite al Qaeda supporter, could not be reached for comment. Presumably he's out raising bail money for his beloved.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:13 PM | Comments |