January 21, 2009

Mayor of No-Particular Party Affiliation Admits to Lying About Gay Sex With Intern

Portland mayor admits to gay sex with teen intern. An intern he was mentoring in the ways of gayness and politics. I. Shit. You. Not.

But it's worse than that, he admitted to lying about having gay sex with his intern. And I always thought it wasn't the crime, it was the coverup? At least, that's what my betters in the media are always telling me.

The AP seems to think party affiliation doesn't matter here. I'm sure they never reported Larry Craig's party affiliation either, what with the fairness and all. Anyway Mayor Sam Adams (seriously, that's his name) apologized. Time to move on folks. Time to move on:

The mayor of Portland apologized Tuesday for lying about a sexual relationship with a male teenager he was mentoring three years ago, but asked the city to consider it an anomaly in two decades of public service...

At the time, the teen was a legislative intern whom Adams mentored on being gay and in public service. He is now 21 and has not made any public comments acknowledging any relationship with Adams. He did not return a request for comment Tuesday from The Associated Press.

Wanted: Intern who I can "mentor" on heterosexuality in the blogosphere*.
Qualifications: 32 - DD, between the ages of 18 - 18. Just send pic in lieu of application.

Thanks to Chris Farley's ghost.

*Also willing to mentor two interns on bisexuality in the blogosphere. Same qualifications apply.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:54 PM | |