January 09, 2009
Functional Retards Learn To Use Teh Intarwebz
If you thought Kos, DU, and HuffPo were bad, check out this gang of mental midgets.
Shocking Report Says Israeli Troops “Stomping Heads” Of Palestinian Babies
Well, given that Hamas acts like babies every time the IDF stomps their sorry asses, that story may have some nugget of truth to it. But that's about the only tiny connection to reality I could find.
This one really makes one bust out with a belly laugh:
Israeli ‘Sound Bombs’ Reported ‘Exploding’ Wombs Of Pregnant Palestinian Woman And Girls
Of course, this happy cabal of internet psychos can't do their jobs properly unless they're allowed to operate in total secrecy:
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Some may think that linking this cesspool of festering tumors gives them publicity that they don't deserve. I pondered that, and decided that the positive comedy gold value of that site outweighed the negatives. So have a laugh at their expense, because I don't care who you are, that's damn funny right there.
Thanks (I think) to Monty Jack
