January 01, 2009
God of Thunder Protects Home
(Edinburgh, Scotland) In a darkened house early this morning, a burglar was confronted by Thor, the Norse God of Thunder, in his intimidating silver-winged helmet and red cape.
Frightened out of his shoes, the burglar dove out a first floor window and fled without taking anything. Thunder God Thor chased him.
Construction manager Torvald Alexander, 38, was Thor, the Thunder God, who had just got back from a fancy New Year's Eve costume party.
"As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror," Alexander said of the burglar. "He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late night break in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here."Police are investigating and examining the thief's shoes. Presumably, a barefoot burglar BOLO was issued.
Update by Stable Hand: JammieWearingFool has a picture of this guy. lulz
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