December 10, 2008
Hello Dad, I Just Lost My Virginity!
Semantics question: Did Elizabeth Frisinger mean this was her first time, and that it was on the beach (eg, Wedding Crashers)? Or, that this was her first time on the beach, an aspirational mountain few of us have yet to conquer?
Either way, there's no way Dad was happy about this.
Too good to be true?
John Brownlee over at Boing Boing calls shenanigans. Maybe, but funny because it seems like it could be true. Unless you're the Dad. Then it's time to break out the ol' shotgun.
By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:55 PM |
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