December 08, 2008

God Bear Grylles Injured

Bear Grylles, Les Stroud, and Andrew Zimmerman: Rusty's Holy Trinity.* Sadly, his holiness Bear Gryles seems to have been injured. We wish him a quick recovery.

PS-Any one seen that new Man vs. Food show? Seriously, I can't get the Sasquatch Burger off my mind. I've always wondered what Big Foot would taste like.

*Sorry Bourdain, but you're more like Michael the Archangel. It's the whole loving France thing....

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 05:27 PM | Comments |