December 02, 2008

SOS For Blow Up Breasts

So sorry Aussie magazine readers, your promotion "toys" are lost. lulz

An Australian men's magazine's Christmas promotion fell flat Tuesday when a container containing 130,000 blow-up breasts to be given out with its January issue was lost at sea, dpa reported.

"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them, it's difficult to explain where they are," Ralph magazine editor Santi Pintado told Australia's AAP news agency. "If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know."

Maybe the Somali "pirates" do have them and "blowing" away the hours waiting for their ransoms.

Bonus - "Ralph magazine" link for those of you who don't have it.

By Stable Hand at 09:15 AM | |