November 30, 2008

Blog Sabbath Caption Contest: Cold Khattab Family Edition

Does Joey Cohen look cold in this image to you? Dark circles, must be some good chronic?

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Caption Joey's lovely wife (image below the fold) telling Youseff to, "Put down the bong, find a decent job and get some &^% %$$ heat in this place." Or his sheepish reply, whatever.

Fatwas will be issued Inshaallah.

Update : الله أقل! Fatwas Issued!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa goes to:

Marcus Soprano, for Dammit stop having cybersex with Samir and get an effing job... you should know better than anyone that whoring doesn't pay like it used to!

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa goes to:
col.smeag , for Look Mom I can rub my back hair with my chin!

The "why you insult holly quoran" fatwa goes to:

DMartyr, for So THAT'S what a goatse is!

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I'll start, "Yousef! You spent the gas bill money on another effing fishing pole? How are we gonna heat this one room sh*thole?! If we'd have remained Jewish, my daddy would have made you a diamond broker by now!"

You know something like that.