November 21, 2008
Watch Out Jane: Porn Star Works as NJ Teacher's Aide
This post is done with no ulterior motive other than to warn our Jane about what's going on in New Jersey public schools. No other motive whatsoever. None.
New Jersey elementary school teacher's aide Louisa Tuck also works under name Crystal Gunns as porn star. She claims she hasn't done porn in, like, five years. So, she says, it's cool that she's hanging around your young kids. But she also has a pornographic website which is still up and running. It's password protected and the welcome image has been taken down, but here's what Crystal Gunn's webpage looked like just a few days ago.
[Not Safe for Work of the PG-13 kind image from the old welcome page below]
Teenage boys all over New Jersey today lament the fact that she's at an elementary and not at a high school.
Irony alert! From the old version of her webpage:
Crystal says, "Let's protect our children AND our rights as adults.If you want to keep children away from adult internet sites on your computer, please use one of these excellent services listed below."
Update by Jane: Thanks Rusty! NOW it all makes sense. I went to a parent teacher conference, and I asked, "How's my boy doing?" And they said, "Well, he's easily distracted..."
NSFW pic follows.
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By Rusty at November 21, 2008 05:56 PM | | l digg this
