November 14, 2008

17yr. Old Jihadi Fails to Splode "No Big Deal, Can I Go Back To School Now"?

"Free me, I've got exams"

Nematullah, 17, was arrested this morning on suspicion of planning a suicide bomb attack on the Company area of Kabul.

Nematullah drove himself to the capital in a Toyota Town Ace packed with deadly explosives. But the plan went wrong almost immediately. Nematullah panicked when he saw a police checkpoint and tried to turn around. Unfortunately for him, he then crashed into another car.

He fled the scene and hid. Police, who had by now found explosives in the crashed minibus, gave chase and captured the boy.

“My school exams are next week – the government should release me,” Nematullah told

A day in the life of a failed martyrdom seeker.

By Stable Hand at 11:42 AM | Comments |