October 21, 2008
A Piece of Gristle
This is arguably a reason that the rest of the world supposedly hates America.
Madonna and Guy Ritchie are divorcing, partly because of her obsession with physical fitness. Ritchie said that making love to Madonna is like "cuddling a piece of gristle."
In other news, Madonna said she wants a natural child with baseball star Alex Rodriguez because he's a "great specimen."
Of all the accolades A-Rod has ever hoped to achieve, I suspect "great specimen" wasn't on the list. (source)
By Mike Pechar at October 21, 2008 10:01 AM | | l digg this
