October 03, 2008
Live from My Workplace: Overhearing Obamatrons Whine About Palin
It's hilarious. So I'm a journalist. And I'm sure you're surprised to know that they're drowning in the tank anyway, they weren't going to vote for the ticket evar, and they're acting like last night "failed to convince them" of something they were open-minded to.
And then they get to substantive issues discussions like...I don't like the way she talks. She's "too happy." McCain apparently "gave himself" the Maverick name, not the media. She's a "Cracker Barrel" candidate. Did you see what she was wearing? She was fine from the neck up, but ewwwww!
They didn't notice, apparently, that Gaza =/= West Bank like Joe "Foreign Policy Expert" Biden had told them, or that Hezbollah was not kicked out of Lebanon like Joe "Foreign Policy Gravitas" Biden told them. Or the numerous other lies Biden managed to slip in last night.
Nope. It was all about how "happy" Palin was. Not coincidentally, the people fuming over her performance are miserable, cynical, boring liberal Democrats.
Very substantive. Very serious, these people. Concerned about serious issues.
