September 03, 2008
Why They Really Hate Sarah Palin
She's pretty. Yup, that's pretty much it. Begins and ends right there.
If a pretty woman can be smart and be a popular politician, then what the hell are all the ugly ones going to do?
The holes made for empowered women are all round--perfectly shaped for the Hillary Clinton, Diane Feinstein, & Barbara Boxers of the world--and along comes this square peg.
Think about it. You know I'm right.
It's like the looks the sorority girls used to get in class. The not-so-attractive ones always hated them to begin with, but when they opened their mouths & what came out wasn't the stereotype of dumb but instead something halfway intelligent--at least as intelligent as you in the front row trying to impress me with whatever--oh, man, then it's on.
And, if you think about it, you just know that competitive women such as Hillary use their I'm-the-smartest-girl-in-class attitude to get their much deserved attention when it became clear sometime around fifteen that the captain of the football team wasn't going to ask her out to prom, and hey, why is it that suddenly cheerleader Suzie is getting so much attention from the physics teacher? It isn't fair! Pay attention to me! I'm smart!!! I should be President!
COSMIC JUSTICE DOES NOT ALLOW FOR A WOMAN TO BE PRETTY AND SMART!
Let ambitious women like Sarah Palin go to college to get a MRS degree. Marry a doctor the way nature intended.
Don't rock the natural order of things! Because if you do, you know what?
Scorned girls can get mean.
