September 03, 2008

Bad Gay Cross Dressing al-Qaeda Weapons Dealer Dead

BAGHDAD – Coalition forces killed an al-Qaeda in Iraq weapons facilitator and detained eight suspected terrorists during operations targeting the terrorist network in the Tigris River Valley Wednesday.

Coalition forces killed a weapons facilitator in Tikrit during an operation to disrupt the AQI bombing network in the Tigris River Valley. Intelligence reports indicate the man was trafficking rockets and bombing components for a Tikrit-based cell, and may have had ties to the AQI propaganda network.

When Coalition forces called out for occupants of the target building to surrender, several people came out but told the force one man was still inside. During a security sweep of the building, Coalition forces found the terrorist, dressed in women’s clothing and hiding under a bed with a rifle and military-style assault vest. Perceiving hostile intent, Coalition forces engaged and killed the armed terrorist, who was later determined to be the weapons facilitator. Coalition forces detained five suspected terrorists during the operation and found several weapons, body armor and bomb components.

Another suspected member of the same Tikrit-based AQI bombing cell was detained during a separate operation in the city. The suspect allegedly worked as a weapons facilitator with the terrorist who was killed. Outside his house, Coalition forces discovered a cache containing ammunition and an explosively formed projectile, which they safely removed from the area.

Farther south, Coalition forces targeted liaisons between senior AQI leaders during an operation near Tarmiyah, about 40 km north of Baghdad. Two suspected terrorists were detained.

“Al-Qaeda’s resources and influence are dwindling because of constant pressure from Iraqi Security Forces and Coalition forces,” said Maj. John C. Hall, MNF-I spokesman.

Source: MNF-Iraq.

Boy these al-Qaeda types sure seem to love the way womens' clothing feels next to their body.

I like it too, except I like it with the woman actually inside the clothing.

Democrats immediately seized on this report, trying to verify that the terrorist was pregnant with Sarah Palin's baby.