September 03, 2008

New Sarah Palin Family Pregnancy Scandal?

What's next from the Palin Troof movement? How about this one:

Is baby Trig Palin really an android?

I dunno, y'all. Sure, Sarah Palin may be a psycho killer neocon fundie breeder bitch from hell and all, but I'm not sure that they could pull that off, even with the help of their friends in the corporate media.

A fully mechanical baby would likely be detected. But what about--a cyborg? Part baby, part machine. The lower portion could be mechanical, with the upper portion (the part visible to the public) grown in a vat of saline or biomorphic goo or something in a university lab. That seems much more likely. I've been told that any state university would have the facilities to do this.

The lower portion could be animatronic, just like you see at Disney World. Those of you who know the full story behind Disney's "Hall of Presidents" know that Disney dreamed of a time when his "imagineers" would build a single android having the leadership characteristics of all the American presidents, which he would then run as a candidate. It is known to insiders as Project: TrickyMickey. Some strongly suspect that Gov. Charlie Crist and Gov. Mitt Romney may be products of this program. Baby Trig may very well be another.

Why, you might ask, would they go through the expense of creating a cyborg baby? It's the NEOCONS, y'all!!!! They'll do anything and everything to protect Halliburton's (and Disney's) billions in war profits. Six million dollars for a cyborg baby would be a drop in the bucket (although I suspect that Gov. Crist and Gov. Romney cost even more than that. They are, after all, freestanding and have the ability to talk.).

I think, however, that all this talk about whether Trig is a cyborg obscures a larger question: do we know for certain that Trig Palin exists at all? Has anyone actually SEEN Trig Palin with their own eyes, or only on television? Maybe Trig Palin is just a cgi creation a la the Incredible Hulk, invented to provide Gov. Sarah with the ability to appear as the "good mother" without having to actually go through all the time and trouble of mothering.

How do we know this isn't what's going on, here? The harder we look, we just keep coming up with more questions.

Sarah Palin could answer all these vital questions if she would just release the blueprints and/or source code for Project: Baby Trig, but so far, she has stubornly refused to do so. What is she hiding?