September 01, 2008

Completely Unsubstantiated Rumor of The Day

The level of completely unsubstantiated bullshit being generated by the left-wing blogosphere is now reaching record levels. There is a steady, 24-hour-a-day stream of Palin misinformation spewing forth from their servers. If we intend to catch up with the lefties, I suggest we get started soon. Here's my first contribution to the effort:

The vast majority of Americans do not know that it is rumored that Sen. Joe Biden is able to keep his hair thicker than it would otherwise be thanks to a steady diet of human fetuses.
It's true, actually. Ask any 10 of your friends, family and co-workers if they've heard that Joe Biden eats human fetuses as part of his diet. I guarantee no more than TWO of them will say "yes." That's 80%+ of Americans who've never heard that Joe Biden eats human fetuses.

I'm willing to admit we don't yet have incontrovertible evidence establishing that Joe Biden eats human fetuses on a regular basis, but we also have no incontrovertible evidence establishing that Joe Biden doesn't eat human fetuses regularly, either.

Thus, it's a completely open question at this point, and cries out for further investigation. How long will the corporate media continue to suppress this huge story, just to protect Washington insiders???

I'm sure this is just the tip of the iceberg. What rumors have you heard?

By Ragnar Danneskjold, Typical Bitter Gun-Clinger at 11:52 PM | Comments |