August 27, 2008

The Democratic Convention Drinking Game

Gee since we don't have Jawa Radio, we can't drink every time Rusty interrupts any more.

I guess this will have to do.

Take a drink every time Obama stands in the light in such a way as to make you believe his skin color is a mix of red, white and blue.

Take a drink for every state delegation that makes a point of showing off what state they are (Hawaiians wearing leis, Texans wearing cowboy hats, Utahans practicing polygamy, etc.)

In honor of Ted Kennedy, take a million drinks.

Damn! I'm going to have to make a run to the liquor store!


By Howie at August 27, 2008 10:04 AM | | l digg this