August 18, 2008

Has Obama's Fate Been Sealed?

With this dumb ass on his side, Obama's as good as doomed.

Let's take a trip into the mind of Rosanne Barr for a moment (oh, and please wear your HazMat suit...this won't be pretty):

The neocons who own jon voight and make him dance on the chabad telethons are the worst most elitist people on earth. glen beck and jon voight are their bitches... both of them are used tampons who must be flushed down the toilet immediately! jon voight your evil spawn angelina jolie and her vacuous hubby brad pitt make about forty million dollars a year in violent psychopathic movies and give away three of it to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity as they spit out more dunces that will consume more than their fair share and wreck the earth even more. (just sayin').

Jealous, Roseanne? When was the last time you had a career that paid *you* $40M a year? I also sense the need for you to go back to school for some grammar lessons. Just sayin. On a side note, I wonder if Glenn Beck and John Voight enjoy being called bitches of the neocons. I'd rather like the title myself. Just sayin.

And the rant continues against Angelina...just because she hasn't decided who she will endorse for president. Now, I imagine that Angelina and I have pretty different political opinions, but Roseanne makes Angelina look like a staunch conservative so I'd probably pick Team Angelina over Rosanne (whose mouth seems to make up a team all by itself).

Aren't you supposed to be somewhat enlightened, or do you not know that the african daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the republican party's worldwide economic assault on africa over the last few decades since reagan? whaaaa...??????!!!! (for that matter, the thai and cambodian sons you are photo'd with weekly too who's pictures you sell to raise money to help the poor? Their families are victims of America's right wing military incursions too.

After reading this pseudo "endorsement" of Obama, it sure makes me want to go vote for him so I can stand side by side with my level-headed, intellectual buddy Rosanne. How 'bout the rest of you?!?!?!?

Rosanne's "P.S." was icing on the B.S. cake:

Ps....it might be good for your asian and african children's self esteem to know you support a brown man for the leader of the free world.)

Um, Rosanne? Perhaps it would be a better lesson for anyone's children to teach them to pick a candidate for president not by the color of his or her skin, but by the convictions and beliefs they possess along with the actions that demonstrate their position and their character. Just sayin.

H/T: Hot Air's link thingie.