August 14, 2008
Best Contest Evah: Win a Threesome With Scarlett Johannson!
If I'm asleep, please don't wake me!
Best contest evah? Nah, just best sounding contest ever.
Notice the two major caveats here. The asterisks reads: "Threesome refers to moviegoing date experience consisting of three people."
Trollhammer thinks that's a major problem, but not me. Not if my past "moviegoing date experiences" are an indicator of how said date is going to end.
I will make Scarlett Johannson mine. Oh yes, she will be mine.
So, the only potential problem I see here is that this threesome could end up being the bad kind. You know, two dudes.
Like in Chasing Amy. Yeah, that movie was a major letdown at the end.
If Vicki Cristina Barcelona ends like that, I'm going to demand my money back.
By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 02:13 PM |
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