August 14, 2008

100% Definitive Proof Bigfoot Lives

World's most important question: Does Bigfoot exist? Yes.

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World's second most important question: What does Bigfoot taste like? Yet to be answered, but soon people. Soon.

Seriously, I've loved Bigfoot lore ever since I saw Legend of Boggy Creek as a kid. I even took a Boy Scout troop out on a Bigfoot hunt. That's kind of like a snipe hunt, only bigger bags.

Of course, the whole debate over whether or not Sasquatch is real was made rather moot when Steve Austin got his ass kicked by Bigfoot, wasn't it?

You've got to admit it, of all the obligatory Bigfoot posts out there today, mine has the coolest video.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 01:52 PM | Comments |