August 11, 2008

Phallus Shaped Veggies Key to al Qaeda Defeat

Veggie Tales: Banned by al Qaeda for erotic imagery.

As a good friend of mine half-jokingly used to say: it's always about the c*ck. Indeed:

Besides the terrible killings inflicted by the fanatics on those who refuse to pledge allegiance to them, Al-Qa'eda has lost credibility for enforcing a series of rules imposing their way of thought on the most mundane aspects of everyday life.

They include a ban on women buying suggestively-shaped vegetables, according to one tribal leader in the western province of Anbar.

Sheikh Hameed al-Hayyes, a Sunni elder, told Reuters: "They even killed female goats because their private parts were not covered and their tails were pointed upward, which they said was haram.

"They regarded the cucumber as male and tomato as female. Women were not allowed to buy cucumbers, only men."

And from what I hear, al Qaeda fighters bought a lot of cucumbers. Few, if any, ever reached home.

Thanks to Dave.

: Novaculus writes:

When you think about it, it isn't surprising the al Qaeda boys find exposed goat p***y distracting.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 04:23 PM | Comments |