August 08, 2008

Prominent Democrat Comes Out In Favor Of Drilling

Just not for oil.

WASHINGTON - Former Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards on Friday admitted to an extramarital affair while his wife was battling cancer. He denied fathering the woman's daughter.

Edwards told ABC News that he lied repeatedly about the affair with a 42-year-old woman but said that he didn't love her. He said he has not taken a paternity test but knows he isn't the father because of the timing of the affair and the birth.

But it's okay. As we learned in the '90s, everybody does it.


ALTERNATE HEADER (by Good Lt.): ** Former Vice Presidential Running Mate for Kerry of Unknown Party Affiliation Admits Lying to American Public; Media Now Permitted to Cover Story By DNC **

Thank you. Thank you.

By Vinnie at 02:33 PM | Comments |