July 30, 2008

Caption Contest: Partying with John Kerry Edition

Is it me or does John Kerry look a bit polluted in this image?

kerryisfuuuuckedup.jpg

Kerry's office has issued a statement calling the incident, "a chance encounter on a dock." More images here.

Er uh OK? I think we can do better, write an excuse for John Kerry. Fatwas will be issued.

Hat Tip: Allahpundit (PBUH).

Fatwas issued!!

The "i will cut ur neck" fatwa goes to: Thus Spake Ortner for "No, that was the other Senator. Seriously, come home with me, I'll go slow over bridges and make sure you get home safe."

The "devil will do meetballs from your bodies" fatwa goes to: onetakejake for NO!!! I'm not DRUNK...I have pink eye...and by the way...could I see YOUR pink eye??

The "why you insult holly quoran?" fatwa goes to: The Watcher for Mr Obama comments: "This is not the John Kerry I knew."