July 22, 2008

Frank J is Rethinking This Whole "Big Tent" Thing...

Over at IMAO, Frank J questions the logic of the big tent:

Sitting on the sidelines this election with nothing to cheer about is getting a bit tiresome. Maybe we could start a new party: Republicans Classic. And no more of this open tent crap; I want a nice closed tent. Not just anyone should be able to register as a Republican Classic; you have to prove your worth. In fact, I want this closed tent to also be hidden, so you have to know the right people, and if they trust you, then they'll tell you where the tent is. And when you get the tent, there are like guards in front of it who will knock you to the ground and kick you shouting, "What are you doing at this tent? Explain yourself!"

Now that's a party tough enough for America.

I think we may have just the right candidate...

By Ragnar Danneskjold, Typical Bitter Gun-Clinger at 12:33 AM | |