July 11, 2008

Rusty's Plan to Teach Americans a Foreign Language.

Obama is wrong. We gun-toting American morons don't need to learn Spanish. We need to learn Russian. Here's how I propose to do it.

Warning: Some uptight types might not appreciate PG-ish vid below.

Under my plan, every red-blooded American will learn Russian, and have fun doing it.

So next time you're in Europe, as most of you are each and every summer, forget your lame ass merci beaucoup, just remember spacibo bolshoi!

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 09:01 PM | Comments |