May 25, 2008
Iowahawk : Return to Sender
Trying to figure out why Republicans are losing seats across the country? Iowahawk's latest provides some clues to the clueless. It'd be even funnier if it weren't so damn true:
From the Desk of Congressman Jerry T. Bristolh/t: HotAir.Dear Constituent:
...Just look at Townsburgh's shiny new Bristol Viaduct and the Jerry Bristol Causeway to Townsburgh State's new Bristol Center for Government Excellence. In total, over 4000 permanent bridge building jobs in Townsburg alone. All due to the tireless work of Jerry Bristol, ranking minority member of the House Transportation Subcommittee for Bridges.
It's that proud 14-year record of rock solid, principled bipartisanship that has made Jerry Bristol a legend in Congress, and earned the endorsement of the National Bridge Contractors Association and Tollbooth Workers Local 601. It's a can-do spirit that figures out how to get things done, for you, even when that spirit is confined to home in an ankle monitor. With a record like that, can the 3rd District really afford sending a untested newcomer like Chuck Larson Jr. to represent us?
