May 13, 2008

Islamic State of Losers in Iraq Feeling Insecure

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In the latest release from al-Furqan media the so called Islamic State of Iraq admits flat out that it is feeling the heat from US and iraq forces as well as the Awakening councils.

Allah enabled your brothers in the Islamic State of Iraq to carry out 49 blessed operations and raids, in 12 of which enemy casualties could not be counted because of security situation. So this press release covers 85.51% of the operations.
Good security situation for Iraq = bad security situation for al-Qeada.

Even more interesting is the low numbers in the press release.

Total number of Jihadi operations

Explosive devices detonated: 9
Mortar shells: 18
Targeted eliminations: 7 (murders)
Snipings: 5
Implementing Allah's verdict: 1 (murder)
Martyrdom operations: 3

So in two weeks al-Qaeda only got of 18 mortar rounds? Pathetic. But look at all the booty al-Qaeda captured
Spoils of war:
- Weapons and ammunition: 2
- Kalashnikov machine guns: 2
Golly Gee, with two AKs they ought to be able to rule the world!
Armored vehicles:
- Bradley: 2 destroyed

Humvee: 1 destroyed

Miscellaneous vehicles: 1 damaged

Vehicles of apostates: 2 destroyed, 3 damaged

Wow 2 Bradleys and 1 Humvee? How will we ever replace those?

At the end of the release they beg Allah to do the fighting for them..

O Allah, Revealer of the Book, Mover of the clouds, Destroyer of the co-coalition (the enemies), destroy the co-coalition. Destroy the spiteful rawafid, the zionist Crusaders and whosoever aids them.
O Allah, make them and their weapons a booty for the believers.
O Allah defeat them, destroy them O the All-Strong, the All-Mighty
Yeah Allah, the ISI's capability is so degraded, why hast thou forsaken these murderous thugs? If you don't expel the Zionist Crusaders it ain't gonna happen because al-Qaeda can't do it.

The release was a low quality pdf/.jpg document, no video, no audio. Just a crappy power point type release. If anyone wants the original email Howie.

I've been thinking, its really not accurate for al-Qaeda to call themselves a state any more. So maybe we should help them out and think up a new name for what's left of them. I have a few, add yours to the comments.

The Islamic Postage Stamp in Iraq.
Three Guys Hiding in an Orchard in Iraq.
The Mujahadbeens Sura Council.

Losers.

By Howie at 10:44 AM | |