April 16, 2008

Worst. Day. Evah: Marilyn Monroe Sex Tape a Hoax

Did I call this or what? [Clears throat for triumphant self-congratulatory quote of self] Self:

To be honest, I have a feeling this is all bogus, any way. The sources on this story don't sound that credible to me. Color me skeptical.
The entire story was based on one guy's testimony. That's it. Oh, and fueled by the masturbatory fantasies of a billion men.

So, I guess you morons are out of luck. Don't worry pervs, it can't be long until the first Lindsay Lohan sex tape hits. Until then you'll just have to stick with that Screech "comeback video" you have safely tucked away under your mattresses.

Thanks to HA.

By Rusty Shackleford, Ph.D. at 09:19 PM | |