April 10, 2008
Are You REALLY Prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse?
I was kinda thinking I was, but after reading through some of these comments, I'm seriously re-thinking my whole strategy. Example:
wear a rain suit & an Ace hardware face protector ($10 before the apocalypse) to keep the flying gore out of your eyes & mouth. @ 15 yds, some razor wire & molotov cocktails. Try to lure them into long hall or walled alley way confinement like in Solient Green. If they're attracted by movement, make a smokey fire like w/ burning tires, then retire to the side & hold still. if they can smell you, use Fabreeze.Another good insight:
What people tend to forget that in a survival situation like a zombie outbreak HUMANS are your worst enemy: they will steal your food, rape your wife, take infected into your hiding spot and kill you for nothing): so DO bring your Uzi/Glock/AR/AK/whatever, but dont waste ammo on slow & stupid zombies.h/t : LGF.
By Ragnar Danneskjold, Typical Bitter Gun-Clinger at 12:52 AM |
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