March 12, 2008
Spitzer Open Joke Thread
Well why Rusty's er uh "sick" we might as well have some fun. Keep it PG 13 if you can. As you probably have heard Eliot Spitzer resigned as Governor of New York this morning effective Monday.
NEW YORK - A prominent politician, especially one known for a certain righteousness, is alleged to be a customer of high-priced call girls. For comics, that's a hanging curveball over the plate.I like Letterman's joke.
ADVERTISEMENTNew York Gov. Eliot Spitzer became the butt of jokes faster than, well, faster than it would take a prostitute to ride Amtrak from New York to Washington.
On CBS' "Late Show," Letterman told his studio audience that it was a beautiful day in New York.Oh and check out See Dubya's new Hillary 08 Bumper sticker."It's so sunny and bright outside that earlier today, Eliot Spitzer came out of a brothel squinting,"
Yes you have to click to see it. Hat Tip: Michelle.
I'll start us off with. Eliot Spitzer went down faster than a two dollar whore!
In fact come to think of it, if he had used a two dollar ho, he wouldn't be in all this mess.
Let er rip Jawas!
Update: Wow! its like a new fad or something. Iranian police chief caught with 6 whores. Probably a bribe from the Taliban in exchange for DNS services.
No! Not the Duke of Westminster?!?!
By Howie at March 12, 2008 01:03 PM | | l digg this
