March 01, 2008

"He...was...turned-to-steel..."

In case ya missed it, Allah has the new Iron Man trailer posted.

Looks pretty friggin' sweet. I was skeptical of Robert Downey as Stark, but, like Allah, I think I can see him pulling this off. That said, I really wish someone would escort the thin, pale and generally sickly-looking Gwinnowed Paltry off of the movie screens and over to the nearest buffet. Is there some kinda shortage of properly-nourished hotties in the Los Angeles area? Did the pr0n industry scarf 'em all up? Are the casting agents all gay? What gives?

By Ragnar Danneskjold, Typical Bitter Gun-Clinger at 03:34 AM | |