February 17, 2008

Eco-Morons Moms Have Arrived!

In goes endless environmental propaganda and hysteria spoon-fed to the populace as undisputed fact, and out comes a bunch of nattering soccer moms pretending they're "saving the world" one bagged lunch at a time.

We now have the cult of Gaia and Algore to thank for "ecoanxiety."

The notion of “ecoanxiety” has crept into the culture here. It was the subject of a recent cover story in San Francisco magazine that quotes a Berkeley mother so stressed out about the extravagance of her nightly baths that she started to reuse her daughter’s bath water. Where there is ecoanxiety, of course, there are ecotherapists.
Are you f*cking kidding me? Ecotherapists? Your unchecked, hyperactive emotions piqued by an endless stream of leftwing environmental propaganda are causing you mental problems in real life? Sweet Mother of Mercy.

There's a new game in town, my friends.

Hyper-emotive, hopeless, fact-free, nameless free-floating hostility against imaginary villains, imaginary crises and imaginary "issues" that you've convinced yourself you were selected to save the world from = "political and social consciousness."

Prepare for the new slogans:

STOP IDLING YOUR CAR YOU FASCISTS!

STOP MAKING BAGGED LUNCHES THAT CREATE GARBAGE!

STERILIZE YOUR HOUSE FIVE TIMES PER DAY!

REUSE YOUR DIRTY BATHWATER FOR YOUR NIGHTLY BATH!

A preview of the absolutely idiotic things to come under a Democrat Reign of Error.

By Good Lt. at 03:11 PM | Comments |